Not meant to offend, just to entertain. I have some about the puertoricans but cannot find it. I just got this via an email from a Cuban friend. Enjoy:
The teacher told Jovanny to use the following words in a sentence:
1. *Cheese*Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom*When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. * Texas *My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*We only have one Chuleta De Caballo left, but don't worry wheelchair.
10. *Chicken* *wing*My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*I want to go to the club but I have no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
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