This is from http://www.mariopiperni.com/ It is too funny not to share. So here it is. Loved these comments. Or you can go to the site and see it for yourself at: http://digg.com/u19PCq
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From Daniel Kurtzman’s Political Humor Blog…
“According to a new poll, 42% of Americans say they would vote for Sarah Palin for president in 2012. They also said they’d support her decision to step down in 2013.” –Conan O’Brien
“But the governor of South Carolina, Governor Sanford has lately been seen not wearing his wedding ring. And I was thinking, geez, I hope he didn’t lose it while he was hiking on the Appalachian Trail. Then he’ll never find it.” –David Letterman
“President Obama throws out the first pitch at the All-Star Game. And people are criticizing him because he had the big baggy jeans on…I want to tell you something. In all honesty, if we had wanted a president who looked good in pants, we’d have elected Hillary.” –David Letterman
“The tag Republicans kept throwing to hang around Sonia Sotomayor’s neck was ‘reverse racist.’ They said, you know, it’s reverse racists like her that give regular racists like them a bad name.” –Bill Maher
“The astronauts went on a space walk today to change the batteries on the outside of the International Space Station. They hope the space walk will answer some key questions…Like, who put the batteries on the outside of the space station?” –Craig Ferguson
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** Mario thank you for sharing these. They are really funny. Needed funny. :)
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